if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
ok first of all what the fuck
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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