she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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