Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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