i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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