But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
