I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Your penis caused this!
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