Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't make out with my wife yet
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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