he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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