so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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