what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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