I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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