there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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