I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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