don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
