I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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