That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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