apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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