Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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