i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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