We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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