Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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