Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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