She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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