Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
birth control should be required to get into college
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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