I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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