Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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