i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize