i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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