In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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