Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's just like the Real World with babies
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
As shirtless as possible
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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