Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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