it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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