I'm really into asian looking animals
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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