at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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