I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
