That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just gargled with NyQuil
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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