I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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