I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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