You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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