TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize