Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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