Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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