Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
