All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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