her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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