i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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