24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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