I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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