so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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