All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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