brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can Purell be used as lube?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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