I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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