omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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