Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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