You're completely useless in the revolution.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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